Welcome to Wonderland! Where life in a trailer park is not all sex, beer, and rock-an-roll, sometimes - we have a party! Come on in and meet some of our unique residents... • Ms. Alice, our park's marriage counselor and sex therapist. • Cornbread, the country philosopher. • Our mischievous rednecks, Darrel, Darrell, and their 3 legged cat Clyde. Now, some people think that trailer parks are filled with toothless-inbred-beer drinking-UFO chasing-NASCAR fans. Just to set the record straight, a full 23% of us have most of our teeth, and have never seen a UFO, (while sober.) These humorous tales are true. Except for the parts I had to leave out, make up, or lie about altogether. You will laugh, and probably scratch your head wondering what they were thinking. In most cases they weren't.