Fu*k Breakups is a brief, practical guide to surviving horrible fu*king breakups and coming out a better person...especially if you're a total fu*king psycho like me.
Losing your best friend who you also boned a whole bunch is basically the worst fu*king thing ever, don’t let anyone tell you different, and don't feel too bad about being a completely nonfunctional pathetic fu*king mess, the random crying jags at fu*king work, and the desire to drink ALL of the THINGS. Your pain. Is fu*king. Valid.
I have done all of the wrong things you can do in a fu*king breakup. Seriously. ALL of the wrong fu*king things. Had a complete mental breakdown even. Because I had my own problems and a lot of sh*t to work out that I blamed on other people and at the core I am a terrified sensitive fu*king soul who is also real strong and just wants to fu*king love someone. Just like you. Yeah, I see you. You wonderful fu*king snowflake. God you're fu*kin’ amazing.
So let’s stop you from having a total psychotic meltdown over this bullshit breakup and everything you think it represents. It get’s better. You can be better. Allow me to offer you some practical advice for getting through this fu*king fu*king fu*king piece of sh*t g-dd*mn motherfu*king bullsh*t breakup.