After being shot out of a rowboat with a potato cannon into a vat of sewage, Casey Cumber doesn't think life can get any worse. That is until, in spite of in-home police protection, his house is set ablaze, his car explodes, and he’s shot at on his front lawn.
Casey, an every-day guy who is liked by all and feared by none, has no idea why he’s being targeted or by whom. Before he’s blown to kibble, Casey needs to figure out who wants him dead. Could it be his super-sexy ex-wife? Her playboy boyfriend? Or could it be the notorious mob boss who is currently interred in a nursing home having been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s?
Help arrives in a surprising package through Casey’s bedroom window, and it is then that he realizes he won’t survive police protection much longer. This decision leads him to make allies of enemies, save his savior from prison, and, of course, man up and get the girl.